All Roads Lead to Crabs: The Futility of Tech Bros' Transportation Revolution
It's time we face the truth: Tech bros and Silicon Valley billionaires always end up creating the crabs of the transportation world!
Just like how all crustaceans eventually evolve to look like crabs, these guys keep reinventing transport and end up creating yet another variation of a bus or train.
And let's be real - the reason is very simple - BUSSES AND TRAINS ARE THE MOST LOGICAL SHAPE FOR TRANSIT.
These guys pour millions of dollars into their latest and greatest transportation innovation, only to come out with something that looks suspiciously like a bus or a train.
So, let's not overlook the value of the humble bus and train. They may not be the sexiest modes of transportation out there, but they serve a crucial function in our society. They get us where we need to go, and they do it in a way that's accessible and affordable for everyone.
So the next time you see a tech bro hyping up their latest transportation innovation, just remember it's probably going to end up being a bus or a train. And that's good! Because just like the crab shape is a superior shape for crustaceans, trains and busses are the superior shapes for transit!
While you’re here, I highly recommend checking out a recent YouTube shorts clip titled "This video is not about carcinization." It's a hilarious reminder that sometimes the most revolutionary ideas are the ones we already have. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride - whether it's on a bus, a train, or a brand-new mode of transportation that looks suspiciously familiar…